How to Make Cheddar and Chive Biscuits: Confessions of a Recovering Book Snob

By: Melanie

It’s true, of course, that Christy and I write YA and I do love to read in that genre, but I cannot lie: my heart belongs to the classics. From Dickens to Rand, Wilde to Gogol, and Austen to Conrad…I have an undeniable history of book snobbery. As proof: for years I shunned Harry Potter because it was “popular,” and clearly, a serious reader like me couldn’t be caught with a best seller in tow. Thank goodness I learned the error of my ways; without the final three books in the Potter series, I would never have survived a month of prescribed bed rest during my pregnancy. (On a separate but related note: I am clearly not totally cured of my snobby ways. I have never and will never eat a Krispy Kreme Donut based solely on the chain’s initial popularity.)

Getting back to the point…last year my dad spent months raving about a book, The Shopkeeper by James D. Best. He wanted me to read it; I was not interested. I was even less interested when he told me it was a western. I don’t do westerns.  He had somehow convinced my mom, a fellow lover of fine literature, to read it and she told me it was surprisingly excellent. I agreed to give it a shot—if only to get the two of them off my back.

It turns out, dear readers, there are problems with book snobbery. As with Harry Potter, the case of The Shopkeeper revealed a grave error in my prejudgment.  While the plot of this western may sound trite, Steve Dancy, a well educated New Yorker heads to the wild west where he faces pistol duels and a gang of outlaws, it is anything but. This novel is not only entertaining, but clever, and quite intriguing. The prose is decidedly and artfully simply, and I’d argue that the story reveals itself more like a detective novel than a typical western.

To be truthful, the narrator, Dancy, had me in Chapter 2 when he confesses to “dawdle over breakfast.” He takes his time, enjoying a large meal—eggs, biscuits, bacon, and coffee– all while reading a good novel, in this case, “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, a new book by Mark Twain.”  We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again: food and books are a perfect combination. Steve Dancy just gets us.

Another great combo, cheddar and chives. These cheddar and chive biscuits are the perfect complement to a savory breakfast and they also make a great side dish at dinner too. Because they include a bit of dry ranch dressing mix, they definitely have a bit of western flavor. Enjoy!

Cheddar and Chive Biscuits

Ingredients:

Cheddar and Chive Biscuits

2 cups self-rising flour

¼ cup minced fresh chives

½ tsp kosher salt

½ tsp pepper

½ tsp garlic powder

2 tsp dry ranch mix

½ cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese

4 TBSP shortening

1 TBSP Dijon mustard

2/3 cup heavy cream

1 cup buttermilk or sour milk

1 cup all-purpose flour (used for shaping)

2 TBSP melted butter

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425. Lightly grease an 8” cake pan (or spray with non-stick cooking spray)

In a large mixing bowl, combine self-rising flour, minced chives, salt, pepper, and ranch mix. Work in the shortening with a fork (or fingertips) until there are no large clumps. Stir in shredded cheese.

In a separate bowl, whisk together Dijon mustard and heavy cream.

Make a well in the center of the flour mixture and pour in the cream mixture.  Add ¾ of the buttermilk. Gently stir to combine. The dough should resemble cottage cheese. If it is drier, add more buttermilk. If it is soupy, add a small additional amount of self-rising flour.

Spread the all-purpose flour on a plate. Flour your hands to make the dough easier to handle, then, one at a time, spoon evenly sized dough balls onto the plate of all-purpose flour. Sprinkle flour all over the ball of dough. Shake off any excess flour and place it in the prepared cake pan. Continue shaping the biscuits and pack them tightly against one another in the pan until all the dough is used.

Place the pan in the oven on a shelf just slightly below the center of the oven. Bake 20-35 minutes or until lightly browned. Brush with melted butter and invert onto a plate and then back to another so top side of biscuits is facing up. Cut between biscuits to make them easy to serve.

Advertisements

About melanieandchristy

Follow us on twitter: @christy_melanie
This entry was posted in Books, Breads, Breakfast, Holiday dishes, Lowcountry, Side dishes, The Shopkeeper, Vegetarian and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to How to Make Cheddar and Chive Biscuits: Confessions of a Recovering Book Snob

  1. Christy says:

    Those biscuits look delicious! I’m sorry about your Krispy Kreme decision. Though I prefer Dunkin Donuts–a custard filled KK donut is quite a treat! I wonder, though, if your issue isn’t so much with the company, but with the donuts themselves!

  2. Oh, it’s the company. I’ll eat a dunkin donuts brand donut (if it’s plain cake, preferably stale. yum.) I remember when they opened in Oregon people camped out (did you read that?! CAMPED!) outside the stores for weeks to be first in line to eat these silly donuts. And before they opened, the news reported people paying hundreds (hundreds!!) of dollars to get their hands on a box of Krispy Kremes that someone had smuggled in. Really people? Really?!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s